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【TYWD-064】超厳選!驚愕の絶頂総集編

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【TYWD-064】超厳選!驚愕の絶頂総集編 �


Beau--ootifulSoo--oop!

`BeautifulSoup,sorichandgreen,

Andtookthemquiteaway!'`Consideryourverdict,'theKingsaidtothejury.`Notyet,notyet!'theRabbithastilyinterrupted.`There'sagreatdealtocomebeforethat!'`Callthefirstwitness,'saidtheKing;andtheWhiteRabbitblewthreeblastsonthetrumpet,andcalledout,`Firstwitness!'ThefirstwitnesswastheHatter.Hecameinwithateacupinonehandandapieceofbread-and-butterintheother.`Ibegpardon,yourMajesty,'hebegan,`forbringingthesein:butIhadn'tquitefinishedmyteawhenIwassentfor.'`Yououghttohavefinished,'saidtheKing.`Whendidyoubegin?'TheHatterlookedattheMarchHare,whohadfollowedhimintothecourt,arm-in-armwiththeDormouse.`FourteenthofMarch,Ithinkitwas,'hesaid.`Fifteenth,'saidtheMarchHare.`Sixteenth,'addedtheDormouse.`Writethatdown,'theKingsaidtothejury,andthejuryeagerlywrotedownallthreedatesontheirslates,andthenaddedthemup,andreducedtheanswertoshillingsandpence.`Takeoffyourhat,'theKingsaidtotheHatter.`Itisn'tmine,'saidtheHatter.`Stolen!'theKingexclaimed,turningtothejury,whoinstantlymadeamemorandumofthefact.`Ikeepthemtosell,'theHatteraddedasanexplanation;`I'venoneofmyown.I'mahatter.'HeretheQueenputonherspectacles,andbeganstaringattheHatter,whoturnedpaleandfidgeted.`Giveyourevidence,'saidtheKing;`anddon'tbenervous,orI'llhaveyouexecutedonthespot.'Thisdidnotseemtoencouragethewitnessatall:hekeptshiftingfromonefoottotheother,lookinguneasilyattheQueen,andinhisconfusionhebitalargepieceoutofhisteacupinsteadofthebread-and-butter.JustatthismomentAlicefeltaverycurioussensation,whichpuzzledheragooddealuntilshemadeoutwhatitwas:shewasbeginningtogrowlargeragain,andshethoughtatfirstshewouldgetupandleavethecourt;butonsecondthoughtsshedecidedtoremainwhereshewasaslongastherewasroomforher.`Iwishyouwouldn'tsqueezeso.'saidtheDormouse,whowassittingnexttoher.`Icanhardlybreathe.'`Ican'thelpit,'saidAliceverymeekly:`I'mgrowing.'`You'venorighttogrowhere,'saidtheDormouse.`Don'ttalknonsense,'saidAlicemoreboldly:`youknowyou'regrowingtoo.'`Yes,butIgrowatareasonablepace,'saidtheDormouse:`notinthatridiculousfashion.'Andhegotupverysulkilyandcrossedovertotheothersideofthecourt.AllthistimetheQueenhadneverleftoffstaringattheHatter,and,justastheDormousecrossedthecourt,shesaidtooneoftheofficersofthecourt,`Bringmethelistofthesingersinthelastconcert!'onwhichthewretchedHattertrembledso,thatheshookbothhisshoesoff.`Giveyourevidence,'theKingrepeatedangrily,`orI'llhaveyouexecuted,whetheryou'renervousornot.'`I'mapoorman,yourMajesty,'theHatterbegan,inatremblingvoice,`--andIhadn'tbegunmytea--notaboveaweekorso--andwhatwiththebread-and-buttergettingsothin--andthetwinklingofthetea--'`Thetwinklingofthewhat?'saidtheKing.`Itbeganwiththetea,'theHatterreplied.`OfcoursetwinklingbeginswithaT!'saidtheKingsharply.`Doyoutakemeforadunce?Goon!'`I'mapoorman,'theHatterwenton,`andmostthingstwinkledafterthat--onlytheMarchHaresaid--'`Ididn't!'theMarchHareinterruptedinagreathurry.`Youdid!'saidtheHatter.`Idenyit!'saidtheMarchHare.`Hedeniesit,'saidtheKing:`leaveoutthatpart.'`Well,atanyrate,theDormousesaid--'theHatterwenton,lookinganxiouslyroundtoseeifhewoulddenyittoo:buttheDormousedeniednothing,beingfastasleep.`Afterthat,'continuedtheHatter,`Icutsomemorebread-and-butter--'`ButwhatdidtheDormousesay?'oneofthejuryasked.`ThatIcan'tremember,'saidtheHatter.`YouMUSTremember,'remarkedtheKing,`orI'llhaveyouexecuted.'ThemiserableHatterdroppedhisteacupandbread-and-butter,andwentdownononeknee.`I'mapoorman,yourMajesty,'hebegan.`You'reaverypoorspeaker,'saidtheKing.Hereoneoftheguinea-pigscheered,andwasimmediatelysuppressedbytheofficersofthecourt.(Asthatisratherahardword,Iwilljustexplaintoyouhowitwasdone.Theyhadalargecanvasbag,whichtiedupatthemouthwithstrings:intothistheyslippedtheguinea-pig,headfirst,andthensatuponit.)`I'mgladI'veseenthatdone,'thoughtAlice.`I'vesooftenreadinthenewspapers,attheendoftrials,"Therewassomeattemptsatapplause,whichwasimmediatelysuppressedbytheofficersofthecourt,"andIneverunderstoodwhatitmeanttillnow.'`Ifthat'sallyouknowaboutit,youmaystanddown,'continuedtheKing.`Ican'tgonolower,'saidtheHatter:`I'monthefloor,asitis.'`ThenyoumaySITdown,'theKingreplied.Heretheotherguinea-pigcheered,andwassuppressed.`Come,thatfinishedtheguinea-pigs!'thoughtAlice.`Nowweshallgetonbetter.'`I'dratherfinishmytea,'saidtheHatter,withananxiouslookattheQueen,whowasreadingthelistofsingers.`Youmaygo,'saidtheKing,andtheHatterhurriedlyleftthecourt,withoutevenwaitingtoputhisshoeson.`--andjusttakehisheadoffoutside,'theQueenaddedtooneoftheofficers:buttheHatterwasoutofsightbeforetheofficercouldgettothedoor.`Callthenextwitness!'saidtheKing.ThenextwitnesswastheDuchess'scook.Shecarriedthepepper-boxinherhand,andAliceguessedwhoitwas,evenbeforeshegotintothecourt,bythewaythepeoplenearthedoorbegansneezingallatonce.`Giveyourevidence,'saidtheKing.`Shan't,'saidthecook.TheKinglookedanxiouslyattheWhiteRabbit,whosaidinalowvoice,`YourMajestymustcross-examineTHISwitness.'`Well,ifImust,Imust,'theKingsaid,withamelancholyair,and,afterfoldinghisarmsandfrowningatthecooktillhiseyeswerenearlyoutofsight,hesaidinadeepvoice,`Whataretartsmadeof?'`Pepper,mostly,'saidthecook.`Treacle,'saidasleepyvoicebehindher.`CollarthatDormouse,'theQueenshriekedout.`BeheadthatDormouse!TurnthatDormouseoutofcourt!Suppresshim!Pinchhim!Offwithhiswhiskers!'Forsomeminutesthewholecourtwasinconfusion,gettingtheDormouseturnedout,and,bythetimetheyhadsettleddownagain,thecookhaddisappeared.`Nevermind!'saidtheKing,withanairofgreatrelief.`Callthenextwitness.'AndheaddedinanundertonetotheQueen,`Really,mydear,YOUmustcross-examinethenextwitness.Itquitemakesmyforeheadache!'AlicewatchedtheWhiteRabbitashefumbledoverthelist,feelingverycurioustoseewhatthenextwitnesswouldbelike,`--fortheyhaven'tgotmuchevidenceYET,'shesaidtoherself.Imaginehersurprise,whentheWhiteRabbitreadout,atthetopofhisshrilllittlevoice,thename`Alice!'

AMadTea-Party

TheMockTurtle'sStory

Thoughtheywereminebefore.

HowIwonderwhatyou'reat!"Youknowthesong,perhaps?'`I'veheardsomethinglikeit,'saidAlice.`Itgoeson,youknow,'theHattercontinued,`inthisway:--

(Weknowittobetrue):

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